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		<title>Rolling Eyes, Batting Eyelashes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 01:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen those commercials with Brooke Shields for that drug that grows eyelashes? Forget about whether or not eyelash growth products actually work. A pill that grows eyelashes? Seriously!? Who thought that was a good idea? OMG, I don’t know what to do. My eyelashes aren’t long enough. Yeah, it’s really worth taking a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alice Doesn&#8217;t Live Here Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 15:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, Alice never lived here . . . 
Nonetheless, for the past couple days I been receiving emails from some guy spamming me with messages intended for the Alice Blue Review. How these messages are finding their way to my inbox I have no idea (anymore than I can fathom why messages that are intended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack the Ripper Shops Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled across this website today that sells utility blades and scalpels. Utility blades and scalpels! Really. That’s all this online store sells. Who shops online for scalpels and utility blades? Hospitals and doctors offices can buy them by case loads from medical supply warehouses. And you can buy utility blades at any dollar store.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Better Off Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve had a lousy week and I’ll admit that I’ve been wondering the past few days if I wouldn’t be better off dead. No, I haven’t been seriously contemplating suicide. Just envying dead people a little bit because they are free from problems and I have too many problems at the moment. You ever see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>These Guns Shoot Spam</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 03:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got a spam e-mail today:
UNCLE MIKES Holsters are designed to provide a balance of access to your gun as well as safe mobility. Providing a variety of portability solutions depending on your holster needs, our wide selection of holsters provides a range of possibilities for how to carry your gun. Whether you require hip, shoulder [...]]]></description>
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