Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
Actually, Alice never lived here . . .
Nonetheless, for the past couple days I been receiving emails from some guy spamming me with messages intended for the Alice Blue Review. How these messages are finding their way to my inbox I have no idea (anymore than I can fathom why messages that are intended for me occasionally don’t arrive at all). What is clear is this guy named Louis Marvin is intent on getting ABR’s poetry editor, Amber Nelson, to visit his website where he has posted some poems.
Forget about the fact that poetry editors almost never accept work posted on a personal website (I say, “almost never” because I have, on a few occasions, published poetry first posted to a personal website. However, those poets were writers I’d previously published whose work I liked) — no, what is truly strange is the email message itself:
if you google: Louis Marvin Poems
writings that are from today to recent pasts come up from poems, editorials and prose stuffs.
another great day in hawaii!
fish and turtles are fed, plants watered, child tutored, and my teeth cleaned at kahala mall! listen to YES sometime and you lose your mean bones!
Right now, I’m wondering if I should forward this message to Amber Nelson.
09/06/2011*Note: “Louis Marvin” contacted me to let me know that his spam mail was an “accident.” He claimed that it was only intended as a private message for a few friends. Not sure I buy that. What kind of mail program is he using that he can accidentally send bulk email like that? And how did I end up on that contact list since I don’t even know the dude?
How Do You Like My New Theme?
You’ll notice I got a new Wordpress theme for this blog. I’ve gone through several the past couple of years. That’s mainly because I was relying on themes made by others and never could find one that completely suited me. I’ve tried to make my own, but they’ve never turned out very well unti now. I made this one with Artiseer. With Artiseer, you get the #1 Wordpress Theme Generator in the world. You can instantly create great looking professional Wordpress Themes. To say that it’s the best is kind of like comparing a rheem heat pump to every other water pump on the market. It’s the best because there simply isn’t another pump that can do exactly what it does in the way that it does it. That’s Artiseer. I don’t normally glowingly endorse products, but I’ve designed something like a dozen different themes in the past few days using nothing but this program and there’s no going back now. It used to take me weeks to fully created a web page. Now I can do it with a few mouse clicks.
The Mad Editor’s Round-Up #29
Maud Aaron presents The 80 Greatest Science Fiction Books for Kids posted at Online Colleges and Universities.
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O.C. Heaton presents Why you should watch the new film by Yann Arthus-Bertrandposted at A Rush of Green, saying, “Until last week I had never heard of Yann Arthus-Bertrand, the aerial photographer who spent two years filming the earth from a helicopter. The result of his unusual work was his bestselling book The Earth from the Air, which was published in 2010 and has already sold a staggering 3.5 million copies. His website is well worth a look and it made me realise that although I hadn’t heard his name until relatively recently, I recognised many of his photos. A photographer at his best, I suspect.”
Mandy Chatsworth presents What Should Your Press Release Look Like? posted at Finally Fast, saying, “Press releases are a frequent need for large and small companies, and why not? Press releases are a great way to get the word out about products or services through sites like PRWeb.com and PRNewsire.com. In this entry, we give you, as the writer, some tips for crafting an effective press release that will pass muster for the guidelines governing online press release distribution.”
Literary Criticism
Jacob D presents Dealing With Criticism posted at The Writer Tank Journal.
Publishing News
Jon Bard presents Marketing for Writers: 8 Weeks to Social Marketing Domination!posted at ewriting4kids.
Writing
Laura A. Wright presents Writer! How Can You Relate to Web Design? posted atMasters in Computer Science.
O.C. Heaton presents What would you rather have: a penny or £1 million? posted at A Rush of Green, saying, “If you have a goal, you may not reach it after thirty days, three months or even three years, but if you keep chipping away at it, eventually the power of compound interest will kick in and all that foundation effort will deliver tangible results. In my case this is a completed novel, which, during the writing process can seem distant. My first novel is proof of this: it took me ten years to write The Human Race, but I kept going. Word by word, sentence by sentence, paragraph by paragraph, page by page it was eventually finished – and published.”
Marisa Wikramanayake presents How to write a book: Part 1: Introduction posted atMarisa Wikramanayake.
Dallas Burrows presents Journalism Degrees posted at The Journalism Journeyman, saying, “So you purchased an Android rather than an iPhone. Be proud of your purchase, because Android apps for writers and journalists are numerous and growing.”
Writing Tips
Marisa Wikramanayake presents How to write a book: Part 2: And the number one secret for writing a book… posted at Marisa Wikramanayake.
Mike Sprouse presents Advice for First-Time Book Authors, From a First-Time Authorposted at Open Mike.
Phil Quayle presents Sometimes… posted at Ramblings of a grumpy old man.
Bryan Keithley presents Strategies for Adapting Your Novel to a Screenplay posted atAscentive, saying, “You’re finally finished your novel…and now that you think about it, the story would probably make for a pretty good movie. Before you sit down to write your adaptation, there are a few important considerations you should think about before converting your novel to a script. Our latest post at Ascentive blog covers four of those important considerations and offers advice for dealing with them while maintaining the integrity of your story.”
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