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		<title>Watching the Republican Presidential Race is Like Watching a Wolf Chew Off Its Own Leg</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About a month ago, wasn’t it, that Newt Gingrich was riding high as the front-runner of the Republication Presidential race. There were even a few people who believed he could actually get the nomination. Now here we are, the ass-end of February and the Republican primary race has imploded. Gingrich is in the basement (he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toys in the Attic</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never had a train set as a kid. Never swung on a wooden swing set either. I’m not suggesting I was deprived as a child. Despite my modest working class upbringing, I had my share of toys. 
And no … I don’t think we should define by the things we’ve been deprived of, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maybe Somebody Pissed in His Tea</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 22:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my friend Cindy emails me this morning, telling me about this writer she&#8217;d published in the debut issue of Yellow Mama who requested that she remove his story and bio from the YM archive:
&#8220;I was wondering if you&#8217;d now be okay with removing it from the archives?&#160; This isn&#8217;t at all a comment on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kiss My Asterisk Pt. 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 15:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The poet who wrote to complain that I didn’t format his poem correctly still is not happy! Can you believe this shit? I made the changes he’d requested. But, no . . . apparently the formatting is still not correct:
I don&#8217;t know why this has to be so complicated.&#160; I guess it&#8217;s Gmail&#8217;s fault for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush to Publish Memoir</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Erianne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to recent reports, our former President, George Dubya Bush League will release a memoir in November entitled Decision Point. Yes, the Decider-in-Chief will tell us his version of what went down during his 8-year reign. This means, he&#8217;ll probably be going on TV to promote his book. While this may be good news for [...]]]></description>
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