Diary of a Mad Editor

This is a picture of Melanie Collins. Melanie is a sports reporter.She’s a hottie, no doubt about it. You’d have to be dead not to see that. Remember when sports broadcasters were all balding, middle-aged, has-been ex-athletes? Now they all look like bikini models. Hanna Storm. Erin Andrews. Now, Melanie Collins.  She got her start as a weather girl for Accuweather. Amazingly, she’s just a few years out of college where she majored in Sports Journalism. She graduated from Penn State, so she’s probably reasonably intelligent and obviously ambitious. And she might even be very good a what she does. But who cares? Sports reporting is just about the lamest form of journalism next to entertainment journalism. The point is, she’s attractive and she makes horny guys glue their eyes to the TV.

She looks more like a cheerleader than a reporter. From a marketing standpoint it makes sense to have someone this attractive covering sporting events. Afterall, sports reporters are so annoying. They add nothing to one’s enjoyment of the game.  Hell, whenever I watch a game, I have to put the TV on mute. The great thing about Melanie is it doesn’t matter if you have the volume turned down, you can enjoy looking at her.