Bush to Publish Memoir
Published April 30th, 2010 | 
According to recent reports, our former President, George Dubya Bush League will release a memoir in November entitled Decision Point. Yes, the Decider-in-Chief will tell us his version of what went down during his 8-year reign. This means, he’ll probably be going on TV to promote his book. While this may be good news for embattled Democrats to have a timely reminder of the Bush Years just in time for the mid-term elections, I’m personally not looking forward to the Bush Revisionism Tour of 2010. I was hoping Bush would just go back to Crawford and stay out of the media after leaving office. You know, open up a horse tack shop or something. Instead, the media will give him one more opportunity to convince the world that he’s not the most disastrous president of our time. I can just see him on Faux News now, having his asshole licked by Chris Wallace or O’Reilly. Or, perhaps worse, taking softball questions from some lightweight on early morning shows. I just hope Bush’s ghostwriter got hazard pay for his troubles.
