Diary of a Mad Editor

. . . but sometimes, I wish I didn’t. Just this morning, I was trying to add-up my daily calorie intake (for my health journal) and I started adding with a pencil on the back of an envelope, but I couldn’t get through it without my lazy, math-retarded self reaching for a calculator, screaming, "Help math!"

Seriously, I haven’t had to solve math problems since taking geometry in the 11th grade (I managed to side-step taking math in college). Luckily, I don’t suck as a writer, because I was able to use that skill into manipulating my 9th grade algebra teacher into giving me free algebra help by allowing me to do all my exams as take-home tests — listen, I may not be a Math problem solver, but I am a problem solver!  Of course, if you don’t have the skill to write letter to your teacher that will make her feel sorry for you, but you still need Free college algebra help,  you can go to tutorvista.com for Free online math help . . . well, the demo is free. The subscription is actually $99.99 per month for unlimited Help with math — and not just with math, but with all subjects. Having once worked as a Language Arts tutor, I can tell you first-hand, that you’re not going to find a better deal than that offline.

* Please note that this is a sponsored post. I have not tried the tutoring service mentioned above and cannot attest to the quality of this service. I can only attest to the veracity of the claim that I genuinely do suck at math (as my former math teachers and standardized test scores will affirm) and that having once earned a part-time income as a tutor some years ago, I charged more than $100 per month and I charged less than some other private tutors I knew at the time.