Writing Prompt #9: Alpha Dogshit
Published May 1st, 2009 | 
This morning while walking to the local WaWa, this fake-ass alpha male biker dipshit practically ran me down with his Harley. In honor of this jerk, a twenty minute writing exercise:
Write a scene about a fake-ass alpha male dipshit. Picture a guy wearing a black muscle T-shirt, a pair of Matrix shades, jeans and Blackhawk tactical combat boots. Arms full of typical tough-guy tattoos (you know: barbed-wire, skulls, knives). In this exercise you must place this jerk-off in a life-or-death situation in which he must learn the difference between being a real tough guy and the fake, poseur asswipe he is. Maybe he runs afoul of the wrong sort. My vote is for the Hanibal Lector-type who’ll skin those tattoos off his chest and make coasters out of them. Anyway get to work and have fun.
