Apparently, Bristol Palin’s ex-boytoy/baby daddy is thinking about “writing” a tell-all book about the Palin family provided he gets a million dollar advance. I’m thinking that this one won’t happen. For one thing, Palin supporters (and I’m sure she still has a few knuckleheads out there who think she’s A-OK) won’t be interested and the rest of us just want Palin to stay in Alaska and settle back into obscurity — a tell-all book will only bring her back into the public eye. For another thing, does anyone really care about what a 19 year-old, high school dropout has to say about anything? And, third, is there really that much about Palin and her family that isn’t known at this point? Short of some really juicy revelation like incest or that Palin’s oldest is a flaming homosexual who was in a threesome with Levi and Bristol, I doubt anyone would buy the book and publishers, in this economy, aren’t likely going to pay-out a million dollars for a book without strong pre-sales.
On the other hand, I’ve been wrong before and a book by Levi Johnson would be a true sign of the Apocalypse.
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