You Gotta Be Fuckin’ Kiddin’ Me!
Written by John Erianne on April 24, 2008 – 2:29 pm -It seems that another celebrity has secured a six-figure book deal.
That’s right — Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, is going to write a book (well, I sincerely doubt she will actually write the book herself but for now we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt). According to Cyrus, she thinks it’s somehow important that her fans know about her family life.
It’s incredible enough that this no-talent singer/actress is famous to begin with (never underestimate the power of brand-marketing and the low-brow gullibility of teenagers), but to swallow the idea that this twit has anything to say about anything takes the proverbial cake! Her family? Who cares? What the fuck? Seriously. What do we need to know about her family? Her mom used to be a waitress. Lots of moms have waitress jobs. Most of them don’t marry so well. Her Dad? Billy Ray Cyrus? I’m still in favor of some form of corporal punishment for that “Achy-Breaky Heart” song craze.
Alas, Miss Cyrus will now join the ranks (and I do mean rank) of celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Pam Anderson, etc. who’ve put out slop to the detriment of the publishing industry and readers everywhere.
